Christmas is a wonderful time of the year, where the entire family gets together, fights and then needs another twelve months to recover. One of those beloved family members is Ryan, who I am lucky enough to see almost every day of the year.
Since we are such good mates, I thought I better get him a bloody ripper Christmas present. As you all already know, I’m a good bloke, so I’m going to save you hours and hours of online shopping by sharing my quintessential ‘What To Buy Your Brother’ list. Thank me later.
The Fastest Remote Control Car in the World (maybe)
Apparently this is one of the fastest remote control cars money can buy. It would be worth every cent watching Ryan write this off in the first 10 minutes of receiving it. The lord giveth, and the lord taketh away.
Bourbon and BBQ Cooking Class
See, I know Ryan hates cooking, but everyone else would think it was really heartfelt. Classic.
World’s Okayest Brother T-shirt
I just couldn’t go past this. He isn’t great, but he isn’t bad either. The world should know just how ‘okay’ Ryan is.
Don’t like anything on my list? You can’t go wrong with alcohol. Plus, if you’ve left it to the last minute like most siblings, just Tipple it. It will arrive to your door within 30 minutes, so you avoid the Christmas rush.